Shhh. Its a secret update. No one has to know. Also, its my birthday.
Especially when its in an office. Filled with confidential information. Pertaining to planetary security. And empirical business.
The worst thing you can do is antagonize your boss by writing a letter to the offenders. Because nothing says “Back off” like a strongly worded letter. Continue reading
See this wavy arm thing I’m doing? Pretend that’s a montage. It’ll make sense later.
… Yeah, something like that. Continue reading
Here’s a good idea: let’s pull off that thing that happens in movies. Barging into the head guy’s office! YEAH!
Wait, who are these guys with guns? And why are we being tossed into the air? Hey look! Concrete! Continue reading
Well, mostly just head pounding. Headaches are a pain in the ass. Continue reading